WARNING TO ALL TIRED WOMEN

Be very careful where you fall asleep, do not I repeat DO NOT fall asleep in public places,lying on your side where your boob is liable to escape the strict confines of your prized possession your faithful wonderbra !!!!!! Julie H I blame you for this boob (excuse the pun) but texting me at 4am the previous day to tell me you had had a fabulous night in the pub with Sharon, was not appreciated especially seen as I wasn't invited. I can only blame the lack of sleep following that text that left me over tired thus causing me to nod off and not the boring monotonous conversation of the people I was with when my embarrassing mishap occurred. Oh well its just gone 3am time I had my revenge on Julie, I'm off now to send her an unwelcome text !!